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How To Make Your Breasts Bigger  
 

First Place Winner of the 1998 ROC Tall Tales Contest 1998.11.29. Melinda Tseng

 


When I studied in the dancing department of my college my teacher alwaystaught us how to smooth our breast and make them smaller, - smaller -smaller and smaller.

Yes! This is my teacher';s favor size, and, I was really a good student.

Why make it small???? The reason is that when we stand on the stage, ourbody figure will be more extended and beautiful. I remember at that time,we used to tease those girls with big breast, the so called voluptuous (bigboob -) girls.

After graduation, one of my classmates name Bridget, 176 centimeter tall,wanted to change her career to be a professional model. She had aninterview in a model agent. But, they recommended her to improve herairport breasts, or she may apply for the male model.

She felt very frustrated about her airport breasts and thought nobody couldhelp her at that time. One day I read the newspaper and found a very tinyadvertisement said:

Do it or Not?

Beauty and Breasts!

You are "AA" or "DD"??

Come to me. Pain free! Drug free! Injection free!

Get your "D" "D" in a short to,e

Call now: 1-800-I Want Big.

Doctor- Badu

Bridget felt like finding a piece of floating board in the middle of theocean. We both went there and she said: "Hello doctor, I......"

Oh! You don';t have to say anything, I can feel your pain deeply. 10000 NTdollars first.

Ok! Just do this exercise xxxxxx 30 minutes every day in the same timeeither from 6:30 - 7:00 or 7:30 to 8:00. Do it continually from 30 days.

You can never, ever stop a day even a minute. You can see your AA become DD on the 31st day. In case you fail to do it, even a minutes, everything you

did before will be just like wasting your time .. Remember.....

Bridget did it every day from 8:30 to 9:00 in the office. xxxxxx One day,two days, three days.... Finally on the 30th day, Bridget got up late sinceshe was too excited to sleep earlier at night. she woke up at 8:00, and goton a bus at 8:25. she thought she can not stop it even a minute. So, from8:30 she started to do it on the bus. One minute, tow minutes, threeminutes. A man siting next to her kept on starring and smiling at her. Shethought she got to ignore people's eyes. 29 minutes, 30 minutes. OK! I

finally complete it. she said. The man asked her with very tender voice:

Do you know doctor Babu??

Bridget was so surprised. Yes! But, how do you know??

Because, he taught me to do this exercise. xxxxxx

My dear friends, do you want to know if Bridget has changed her size?I can show you -- Before - (show wash board) Now--(hang 2 balloons on thebreast)

Anyone of your need the phone number, come to me and get your"DD".

Contest Master