Hi! Good afternoon, everyone! I just came from U.C.
Berkeley for my spring break. And I like to tell you a truth here. Do you
still remember the news about Wand Wen-yang and Lu An-ni? Do you know why
Wang Wen-yang ended up teaching at my school U.C. Berkeley? Let me tell
you the true story.
Ten years ago, when I was still a student at National Taiwan University. I
was in Dr. Wang Wen-yang's class. Dr. Wang Wen-yang was so handsome that I
couldn't help myself fall in love with him at the first class. Once in an
exam. I didn't know how to answer those questions, I only wrote down "I
Love You". When the paper was returned. to my great surprise, I got the
highest score, with his phone number on it! Since then, the greatest time
of my life started. We often strolled in the National Museum at night, and
we had tea with President Lee Tun-Hwei form time to time, all because my
Wen-yang had the privilege.
But the more we loved each other. the more I felt sad. Because wen-yang
already got married, I could tell no one about my happiness and worry.
except my best friend, Lu An-ni. Yes I told An-ni everything about Wen-yang
and I. Yes, I mean everything. After I graduated from university, I went
to U.C. Berkeley to continue my study. Wen-yang told me he would come as
soon as possible. Then, we would have six babies. And everything would
work out somehow. We can't talk to each other in public; therefore , I can
only ask my best friend An-ni to pass the massage for us. I thought
everything would work out perfectly, until one day. when I found that An-ni
had become Wen-yang's new girlfriend. I couldn't believe it. How can my
best friend betray me and take my sweetheart away! Suddenly my truth and
friendship soon turned into anger and hate. After I cooled down, I decided
I had to do something to stop her shameful behavior and take back my love.
So, I went to see my professor in National Taiwan University. I told him
"Professor, if you can do this for me, I will do anything for you." He
said, "Anything?" I said, "Yes, anything." "Deal!" "All you have to do is
to fail Lu
An-ni, fail her." Now you know why she didn't pass her oral exam. But I
wasn't satisfied yet, So I went to the professor again. I said,
"Professor, now I like you to do one more thing for me. I like to tape
down all the conversation you have with Dr. Wand Wen-yang." Here is the
tape I asked someone to play for me in the press conference. And this is
how I exposed their love affair in front of the public. And this is the
letter (萬言書)that An-ni wrote to 王永慶 . Let me read it for you. "I like to
be Wen-yang's concubine. W want to give him 12 babies and help him become
the richest person in the world. Bla-bla-bla..." You know what? An-ni has
nothing to do with thes letter, It was me, Who wrote this letter and
mailed it to 王永慶. Ha-ha-, this is how I kicked out Lu An-ni and gai ned
back my love."
But, dear friends, you might say, "Wen-yang is married, can his family
accept you?" you don't need to worry for me. I already spent one week in
Hawaii with him. and everything was all set. Now, Wen-yang is at my
apartment in Berkeley. Dear friend, you don't have to say anything after
hearing my story. All I need is your blessing!
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