Do you like money? Do you like money(大聲)? Today, I would like to give away my money.
　

Many years ago, I went to a company for a job ‘interview with a boss.
　

Hello, Boss, I am here for a job ‘interview.

Boss: Can you tell me a little about yourself?

Frank: My name is Frank, I have one father, one mother and I have only one ‘girlfriend. I have a very cute daughter, it’s my cat, and I have a son, it’s my dog. I treat them as my family. And I like traveling, eating and sleeping.

Boss: Enough!  Frank, what do you see yourself in five years?

Frank: In five years. I will get married and have more children and I will be getting) older.(害羞感覺)

Boss: What kind of job do you prefer?

Frank: lots of money, less work, and close to my home),(加強語氣and the most important thing ,I don’t like to work over time.

Boss: Frank, you are) hired, we need a) toilet cleaner. Do you have any questions?

Frank: Question, question? Ah!  How much is my salary?

Boss: 22k啦(不耐煩).

Oh,my Goodness, it’s not fair, I ‘graduated from university, I only get 22K?

My girlfriend is an understanding girl, she ‘comforted (重音在第一音節)me, “Honey,  Money is not everything笑險).  (低沉/變臉But, everything is money. (要暫停，因為觀眾會笑) Honey, I love you笑險), (低沉/變臉but I love money more.  (要暫停，因為觀眾會笑) If you only make 22K, then I will leave you and find another rich HONEY,哼(用鼻音)甩右手轉身左腳重踏甩兩手往前走(右左右) . (兇口氣)

Honey(轉身往前3步立刻跪下! Don’t go……(跪著往前震3下並用手將身體撐起來) Money, Money! ㄞ(打拳), (感性) If I have money I can win my girlfriend’s heart, If I don’t have money, my girlfriend will become other’s honey. I want to make more money.  No money, no honey!  How can I make more money) to get back my honey?

 

Ladies and gentlemen, everyone has a dream to be rich, but money doesn’t grow on trees. Do you want to know大步往右前轉身往左前 how to make more money?  (click fingers) Today, I would like to share my money with you. (摸騙了口袋摸不到money) Where is my money? Where is my money?  Ah(大力拍桌), here is my money. M-O-N-E-Y , money. (放回紙板) Let me tell you what my money is.(要有氣勢)

 

M stands for McDonald’s.(大聲講McDonald's這個字)  (暫停因觀眾可能會笑) McDonold fast food, everything is fast, serve food fast, and make money fast,and we get fat fast(小聲並閉嘴手勢) ,so we need to learn the spirit from it(移動並有氣勢). 
　

O stands for OK(大聲講OK)手勢):My boss said to me:

Boss: Frank, wash the toilet.  Frank: OK  Boss: Fix the machine.  Frank : OK.  Boss: Go to Russia for machine show.   Frank: OK   Boss: Marry my daughter.  Frank: OK 啦 (暫停，觀眾笑)
　

N stands for never give up(大聲講give up): Last year, I joined the Area L3 speech contest, I forgot a lot of lines, but I didn’t give up, so, this year, I am here again(加上手勢).
 

E stands for education(大聲講education): I got the opportunity for the job ‘interview to be a toilet cleaner because I have university education.
　

Y stands for young heart(大聲講young heart), if we have a young heart, no matter how old we are, we can do anything. Such as Terry Gou, 郭台銘He has a young heart, he can do everything, and he married a young wife.(葫蘆手勢及扭屁股)
　

All these years, I follow the five formulas of “my MONEY”. I got promoted from a toilet cleaner to a supervisor, now) I have my own company(手勢由下而上)  My salary is not 22K(交叉於胸前) , my salary is 222K(比2兩次).Plus, a beautiful honey(驕傲的感覺,頭往上仰,右手平伸)
　

Now, I have more money, but one day(比1手勢), if I go to heaven(右手舉天), my money will become others money(拍腿並pulse). So I spend my money on many ladies . (pause) because they are old, sick, and poor(感性).  換位置並開心笑I love children; now I have 7 children in Taiwan, 11 in Africa,in order to support them with my money,I work just like 7-11. That’s why my pocket is empty, but my heart is rich. I believe the more money I give, the more happiness I have.
　

Ladies and Gentlemen, do you want more money(詢問大家的語氣加手勢)? (Yes!)(往紙牌走並舉牌) Follow my MONEY! If you follow my money,your honey and other’s honey will you……..

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