A few months ago, I was 108
kilograms. Now, I am 90 kilograms. Don’t worry! I am not going to sell
you any weight loss product because I don’t think you would buy it from
me. I didn’t get any kind of plastic surgery, and as you can see if this
is the result, I would sue the doctor instead of pay him. So, how did I
lose my weight? What’s my secret? Do you wanna know? Great! Here we go!
Contest chair, honorable
judges, ladies and gentlemen.
The very first step to
weight loss is to see the truth. Apparently it’s rather easy for me,
still, how did I find myself over-weight? It all started with one sunny
afternoon exercising in my university. When I was jogging, I was
sweating so much that the people who were running behind me started to
fall and slip for my sweat was way too fatty and greasy. I went to the
chin-up bar, jumped and pulled. “Ah!” I didn’t go up. It went down. The
worst part and the final crushing blow for a man was, when I was taking
a bath after exercising, I could not see my toes, and something else
below.
Soon after I decided to
begin my weight loss journey, I met an old friend of mine. She often
visited me twice a day. Once in the afternoon and once late at night.
Who was she? Not my girlfriend. She was: Ms. Appetite! Every afternoon
she walked to me and asked me “Coffee, tea, or Chocolate?” Every night
before my sleep she visited me and made me want not her, but fried
chicken. Every night in my dreams, I saw her dancing and singing to me
“I want nobody nobody but food. I want nobody nobody but food!” Food!
Crazy!
Because of Ms. Appetite, I
soon knew that going on a proper diet might not be the best strategy for
me! My friend suggested that I should do exercise, so I started to cycle
and swim. The problem was I always ate more when I had finished. What’s
worse, I wouldn’t feel guilty. Ah! It’s a double-cheese hamburger! (It’s
okay, You have swum for an hour.) Wow! Barbecued sausage! (Yeah, it’s
your reward after cycling on the mountain passage.) Oh! Hagen Dazz Ice
Cream! (I really can’t think of any excuse. Anyway, eat it as long as no
one is watching.) The result was devastating. The more exercise I did,
the more I ate, and heavier I became.
Through all those failures,
I started to find excuses for not losing my weight. It’s getting cold
now in the winter. Most people have to buy feathered jackets to keep
them warm. I don’t need to. It’s here inside. My job requires me to
travel abroad from time to time. In case the airplane crashed in the
sea, the fat in my belly can definitely help me float and save me. I
don’t even need to swim. My girlfriend also says its texture is just
like a marshmallow, and it makes a perfect pillow. So maybe for all the
above reasons, I should keep it with me. When I was about to give up, a
phone call changed all this.
The call was from my
father. His over-weight body brought him diabetes 15 years ago. With
strong will and persistence, he recovered normal weight again. His
worries for his son taking the same path as he did had weighed too much
on his shoulder. On the phone, he almost begged me to lose my weight,
not for looking better, but for staying away from chronic diseases such
as diabetes, deadly diseases such as cancer, and other situations that
might threaten the security and happiness of my future family. Have you
ever heard your parents cry? After my grandfather’s funeral, that call
was the only time I heard him cry.
The conversation was short,
but the influence was long-lasting. I soon waved goodbye to Ms. Appetite
with no sweat. I wrote down whatever I ate every single day and
calculated my calories intake. I did exercise everyday and stopped
eating late night snack. The result is what you see today. in 4 months,
almost 20 kilograms.
So, what’s my secret? My
secret in this speech is actually not about losing weight. The secret
is: I am not a perfect person. I got lazy, I put off what I should be
doing, and when I failed, I found excuses. But even for a man like this,
with the power of love for his current and future family as his
motivation, he can still lose a bunch of weight in a few month, in the
name of love. Yes, love is my secret. What’s yours?
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