Ok, here is the last question, true or false?
Let me flip a coin. (flip) Heads--- true!
Finally, I finish all the questions on my test paper.
Hmm, I still have a few minutes, my teacher told me always double check, (get the coin)

Wait, this is my final exam, I better flip-- a thousand dollar bill. (flip the bill)
This is how I got my dentist degree. You know, nowadays, going to a university, you don’t have to be good -- especially in Taiwan.

Contest master, ladies and gentlemen,
When you come to the crossroad of your life, will you turn right? Left?   or flip a coin?  
　

When I graduated from dental school, I wanted to go to America for a master’s degree; but I would have to leave my boyfriend to those single, available, beautiful but terribly sexy girls, like spicy Rubyby, or forever young and beautiful Sammimmi. “Should I get a degree or--- get a husband?”  
　

My boyfriend said: “Let’s flip a coin” “No! As a smart girl, how can I let ten dollars decide my future, you stupid! ”
--- At least you should give me a 50-dollar-coin. We need to do some research. I googled, www.where-is-my -husband .com.tw, ---here is a fortuneteller who can read your palm and “add colors” to your life! Click,宋八力! Mr. Somebody! Let’s go:

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best future of all?”

“You read too much snow white, get to the point!”

“Will I get married?” ---“Mmm--- Depends on how hard you try.”

“Will I have kid?”--“Mmm--- Depends on how hard your husband try. ”

“Oh---Just tell me, what will I have?”

“I see a knife and a mouth in your destiny!”  
　

Wait, I’ve heard of Feng Shui, I have heard of the 12 Chinese zodiac signs: mouse, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, and pig. But, a knife and a mouth? ---That’s ridiculous. 
　

The next day, my boyfriend called: “Linda, I can accept a big-mouthed girl, but a big knife? Let’s break up before you cut--- cut me up.”
　

I cried and called my friend Cindy, she said

“Linda, you should have flipped the coin,” should I?
“Yes, at least you would have a 50-50 chance.”
“I do not want a chance; I just want to cut him up!”
“Don’t do that, Linda, let me do it, --- because your knife is made in China.”

Th---thanks, thanks for your brilliant evaluation. 
　

Few years later, I became a “famous” dentist, well, a “famous toothmaster” who went overtime last year.

With my dentist degree and knife, I made money inside every mouth until I met my price charming. This time I just followed my heart and got married.
　

Now I use another knife to cut fish, beef, pork, chicken, potato, tomato, cut, cut, cut,---. I cut everything except--- my husband. I live happily ever after, and my husband lives-- safely, -- so far.  

Last night, he said:

“Honey, I know your destiny, you do have a mouth, you do have a knife, that’s nagging(叨), you never stop nagging!”

“Wait a minute, nagging? In Toastmasters we call it a speech, ---- and everybody is looking forward to my next speech, right?” “Right?” “if you don’t say right, be careful, I will cut--- cut my speech.”  

Fellow Toastmasters,

We can not change our palms, but we can change our thinking, change our future, or--- change another boy friend. When you come to the crossroad of your life, will you turn right? Left? Or flip a coin? 

Once again, it’s time for me to flip a coin.
Oops, I miss it!

It doesn’t matter, because my choice, my destiny is in my own hands.   

But, today, my future is--- in the judges hands.  

Contest master.