Sometimes I wondered why people said that I looked like 36.  36 is around what we called “middle age” and middle age simply means when your age starts to show around your middle. Last night when I picked up my girlfriend, she jumped on my scooter, and she jumped off and yelled “~~”, I said to her “Did you see the ghost?” “No, but but my hands are getting shorter.” I said “shorter?” she said “I use to hug you and make a circle but now I could only make it half way” “all right, I know you won't love me anymore because I am getting fatter.” “No! Honey! Keep going!!! I love it! Make it bigger so that I don't need to hug you this way, I could hug you this way!!! It's even safer!!!” I started to doubt; does appearance really matter? Or having fun that matters?
有時候我不禁懷疑為什麼大家要說我看起來像 36 歲，36歲正好是大家所說的「中年」，中年簡單的說就是你的年齡開始顯現在你身體的中段。昨晚，我去接女朋友，她跳上我的摩托車，卻尖叫著跳下車，我對她說：「妳見鬼了？」，「沒有！但∼但∼我的手變短了！」，我說：「變短了？」，她說：「我的手以前都可以環抱著你，但是現在我只能抱一半」，「好了！我知道妳不再愛我了，因為我越來越胖」，「不是的！蜜糖！繼續加油！我喜歡，越胖越好！我可以不用這樣子抱你，我可以那樣子抱你！ 這樣子更安全！」

Speaking of weights, there is a heavy weight person in baseball world who created a record and become the honor, the glory of Asia. Can you tell me his name? Wait a minute, are you sure his family name is not 趙？  趙 doesn't play baseball, he play fires. Let's look at Wang; He is so amazing, so attractive and he is so much like me.  Both of us like to go to baseball court; he went there to throw the ball, I went there to eat my hot dog. He is 90 kg weight, and I have no idea of how much weight I had until yesterday when I finished swimming, I stood on the electronic scale and waited for the number but it only showed “please don't stand two people”
說到體重，棒球界有一位重量級的創紀錄者 - 亞洲之光，你能告訴我他的名字嗎？慢著！你確定他不姓趙？趙不玩棒球，趙玩火。看看姓王的，他令人驚訝、有吸引力，而且這麼的像我。我們兩個都喜歡去棒球場，他去投球，我去吃熱狗，他體重 90公斤，我不知自己多重，直到昨天游完泳站上磅秤，磅秤顯示「別同時站上兩個人」

The most important factor of all is that he is 26 years old and that's exactly my age. When being asked how he felt that he broke the record of winning 19 games in a season but can't move forward to the championship, he answered “the record is important but what's more important for me is the process of creating the record. I do enjoy the process.” I started to wonder; does win or lose the game  really matter? Or having fun that matters?
最重要的是他僅 26歲，與我同年。當記者問他本季創 19勝紀錄的感覺時，他答道：「這個記錄固然重要，但對我來說最重要的是創紀錄的整個過程，我很享受這個過程」，我開始納悶，一場球賽的贏或輸那麼重要嗎？還是好玩重要？

5' Two years ago I was in the competition of English speech contest.  The second time to compete in District level. It was Sunday afternoon with a crowd of 800. I gave my speech, I thought I did great and I sit and waited for the result. It was announced. The second runner up, HU3 not me! Yes! One step forward! The first runner up, BERT3 not me again! Yes! I knew I am going to get it. The 2004 Champion goes to (the moment was freeze)…I stood up and yell thank my father my mother my sister my brother my daughter my neighbor my scooter my helicopter and all you toastmasters!!! I've practiced it many times!!!  It goes to “Solomon Chen” “He is a good friend of mine…” I was depressed, disappointed but I was also determined. I remembered what Wang said in his autobiography “Failure could break some men but still others break records.” So I ask Solomon what does really matter behind the contest and he answered “you have to love to speak” “Are you kidding? I am talkative!” “You don't love speaking until you could forget to win or to lose the contest!” “yap, right…could you please give me that trophy?”
兩年前我參加英語演講比賽時，第二次比到地區總會階層時，那天是週日下午，會場擠滿了 800人，我上台演講，我認為我講得很好，下台後我坐著等比賽結果，當台上宣布第三名是...HU3 不是我耶，好極了！我又向前邁進了一步。第二名是....BERT3 也不是我，太棒了！我知道我一定可以拿到冠軍的！而今年英文演講的第一名是（此刻時間突然凍結了）我站起來叫著我感謝爸爸、媽媽、姊姊、弟弟、女兒、鄰居、摩托車、直昇機、全體會員！我已經練習感謝詞了無數次！！！，得獎的是 陳立山，他是我的好朋友，我沮喪、失望，但也下定決心，我想起來王在自傳裡說的：「失敗可以擊敗一個人，但仍然有人繼續締造新紀錄」，所以我向 立山 請教比賽的背後他真正在意的是什麼？他說：「你必須喜歡演講」，「你在開玩笑嗎？我這麼的健談」，「你不喜歡演講，直到你能夠忘記比賽的輸贏」，「你說的對！你可以給我那個獎盃嗎？」