〝Marriage is the tomb ~~~ of Love〞 .
婚姻是愛情的墳墓！

I have 2 jobs,
one is secretary at office with pay,
the other is ~~ slave at home without pay!!
If I call , 〝honey, lunch is ready.〞 My husband will be at my side like a bullet !
But, if I call, 〝honey , can you wash dishes ? 〞my husband just sits like an idiot WATCHING TV !
No flowers! No chocolates!
One sleepless night, suddenly, I thought, if I become more….. sexy, maybe , my husband would pay more attention to me!
我有兩個工作，
一個是有薪水的秘書，

另一個是在家沒薪水的佣人！

如果我說：「蜜糖！午餐準備好了！」，老公會像顆子彈般的快速出現在我旁邊。

但是如果我說：「蜜糖！你能洗碗嗎？」
　

It worked!
So , ladies, let me give you some valuable advice.

Advice NO.1  Never stop being beautiful !

As a conservative housewife, the most important thing is ~~ saving money !
I wear father's dressing gun, used grandmother's hair roller,
I really don't care how ugly I am !
After all, ancient Chinese people have told us,
〝The inner beauty is more important than appearance〞！ 

Until one day, a talkative neighborhood whispered in my ear ,
〝 Don't you know ,your husband hunt spicy girls at his office ? 〞
What ?
spicy girls can catch men's attention more easier than a money saving wife ?
I can't believe men's brains are SO SMALL !
What can I do now ?.................

OK, at least. I am smart .
being beautiful is just a piece of cake for me !
So, while my husband was busy hunting spicy girls,
I , began to become more attractive.
〝Honey , You want a sexy body ? You can have it !!〞

What a difference!
Now , my husband follows me everywhere.
He became my pet dog, just one step behind me.
He always whispers in my ear ,
〝Don't  dirty your beautiful body , let me wash the dishes!〞
What ? My husband wants to wash dishes… for me  ?
Last time he washed the dishes was 6 year ago in front of my mother , BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED!

Advice No.2   Praise your husband as often as you can.  

Remember, MEN ARE SELFISH, IMMATURE,
Most women just COMPLAIN, but I , use PRAISE !!
Let me show you the magic power of praise. 

One day, after dinner, my Husband looked at his big belly, felt very depressed.
〝Am I still handsome〞 ?
Look ! men are LACK SELF-CONFIDENCE !
I said, 〝Sweetheart , do you still remember , you looked like a bamboo pole in college?
But now, you have a sexy belly. You are always handsome to me !〞

Immediately ,
my husband said, 〝Let's go shopping…. You can use my credit card ! 〞

Ladies, You See~~ 〝praise〞 is the best way to control your husband! 

Dear friends,
when I was 20 years old, if someone told me, being a sexy wife was important,
I must think they were crazy !!
But now, I don't need to wash the dishes.
My husband takes me shopping , and sometimes….. he pays !!
I always look beautiful…even in the kitchen !!
that's all great!

~~~~ oh, I need to leave now,

it's time for my husband….. to take me shopping !! 

Contest Master.