My dream came true in 1979, in a beautiful Sunday morning, I met my prince not in a resplendent dancing party but on the bus, he fall in love with me at first sight, one week later he knelt down in front me on the bus and proposed: Marry me , I'll give you everything? I looked at him, He wore dirty jeans, old T-shirt, but he was so handsome and had magnetic voice, I close my eyes and thought prince charming then shouted: Yes, I do?
我的夢想在 1979 年實現了，在個美麗的星期天早晨，我遇到了我的王子，不是在華麗的舞會上，而是在公車上。他對我一見鍾情，一個禮拜後，他在公車上跪著向我求婚：「嫁給我吧！我會給妳全世界！」，我看著他，他穿著一條髒牛仔褲、舊運動衫，但是他是如此的英俊並擁有一副迷人的嗓子，我閉上眼睛且想像迷人的王子說：「是的！我願意！」

After married, I thought we'll have a fancy and splendid wedding ceremony, no? He took me and his relatives to the night market. after dinner my prince wanted to take me to his castle, not on his white house but on his second hand bicycle, when we got there, to my surprise, there was no castle, all I can see it just a small apartment, and that tiny place was for me, my prince, his mother, and three dogs, it was so small that I had to leave my suitcase outside.
婚後，我以為我們將有一個花俏且燦爛的婚禮，沒有！他帶著我和他的親戚們到夜市，晚餐後，我的王子帶我去他的城堡，不是騎著他的白馬，而是他的二手腳踏車，當我們抵達時，出乎我的意料，沒有城堡，映入我眼簾的是一間草屋，在那狹小的空間裡，擠進了我、我的王子、他的母親及三條狗，沒法度我只好把我的手提箱放在室外。

It was a special but crowded first night, evening came I changed into my sexy satin dress, turned off the light, we went to bed, that was when my nightmare began, one minute later, I heard a loud noise?. I opened the window to see if we were near the airport, nothing there, the sound not from outside, I turn the light on, it was my prince, he snored just like a tank, then I heard another noise from near door, my mother-in-law was snoring too, there were harmonizing! I looked at three dogs, it seems there were enjoying the noise, because they had their ears covered with their little paws.
這是個特別但擁擠的結婚夜，當晚，我換上了性感的絲裙，關燈、上床，卻是我夢魘的開始，一分鐘後，我聽到了很大的噪音，我開窗看看是不是我住在機場附近，窗外什麼都沒有，噪音不在窗外，我開了燈，原來是我的王子，他的打鼾聲大得像坦克車。接著，我又聽到隔壁傳來的噪音，我的婆婆也在打鼾，還真協調！我看看三條狗，好像牠們也很享受這個打鼾聲，因為牠們聽得耳朵怕怕。

From that night, I never had a good night sleep just sat beside my prince and looked at him snoring, it bothered me a lot so I tried many ways to stop the noise, if I pushed him, he stopped for 5 seconds, turn over, then snored again, I tried earplugs, It did not even soften the rumble, I tried to go to bed before but I was rudely awakened to the sound of a fright train.
從那晚開始，我從沒睡過一晚的好覺，我只能坐在我的王子旁邊看著他打鼾，這令我非常的困擾，我試了許多方法想阻止他打鼾，例如我推他，只停了五秒鐘，又打鼾了，我也試了耳塞，也沒有辦法減緩隆隆的打鼾聲，我也嘗試先上床睡覺，但總被聲如火車的打鼾聲驚醒。

I begged him to see a Dr., he replies in an innocent sound: I snore? My girlfriends never complained before, you may have problem with your ears. It really drove me crazy.
我求他去看醫生，他以無辜的聲音回我：「我會打鼾？我以前的女朋友從沒為此抱怨過，我看是妳的耳朵有問題吧？」，真是令我發狂。

One night, I was so desperate to stop the noise, I put the pillow over his mouth, suddenly, he stop snoring, everything was quite, then it seemed he stop breathing, I was so scared, I remove the pillow and did mouth to mouth resuscitation, he woke up and thought I was kissing him. I discovered that, every time when he stopped breathing for a while, I did mouth to mouth, and then it resulted in one more baby. Each baby snored louder then the previous one,
有天晚上，我拼了命的想阻止他打鼾，我用枕頭壓住他的嘴巴，突然間，他停止打鼾了，靜悄悄地，他好像停止了呼吸，我非常地害怕，移開了枕頭，開始對他做口對口呼吸，他醒了還以為我在親他，我發現了一項事實，每次當他停止呼吸的時候，我就對他做口對口呼吸，寶寶就一個個的出生，且每個寶寶的打鼾聲都一個比一個大聲。
　

oh~~~ my goodness, I am turning into a snoring factory.
天啊！我變成了鼾聲製造廠。

20 years passed , my price bought me a really castle, now I can sleep like a baby, my price snore in his room, my son snore in the third floor, my two daughters snore in the second floor,  and two dogs already learned how to snore.

20年過去了，我的王子買了個大城堡給我，現在我可以像嬰兒般安穩的睡覺，我的王子則在他的臥室裡繼續打鼾，我的兒子則在三樓他的房間裡打鼾，我的兩個女兒在三樓一起打鼾，至於室內的兩條狗早已學會如何打鼾。

one night my price came to my room and wake me up, when I opened my eyes , I saw my son, two daughters, and two dogs in front of me , they looked at me with sleepy eyes, I hold my daughter’s hand: what’s wrong honey ? She answered: Mum, we love you so much, but could you please stop snoring?

有一天半夜，我的王子來到我的房間搖醒我，當我一睜開眼，我看到兒子、兩個女兒、兩條狗睡眼惺忪地站在我面前，我握著女兒的手說：「怎麼了？我的乖女兒！」，她說：「媽！我非常愛妳，但是能不能請妳不要擱再打鼾？」

Ladies and Gentleman, to guarantee you a harmony family and happy marriage, my best suggestion for you is : if you can’t beat them, join them.

各位先生女士！
為了家庭的幸福與美滿的婚姻，我能給各位的忠告是：「如果妳不能改變它，就加入它吧！」