Ladies and Gentlemen, Well, I grew
up and received education in Taiwan. For me, Taiwan's education system is
actually doing okay. However, there is indeed ONE BIG PROBLEM!! At a time,
it seemed to me like that there were only two topics in my writing classes
"What I want to be in the future" and "How to return to Mainland China". And I could
guarantee, if we collect all the papers with those two topics from
students all over Taiwan, we could actually build a paper bridge across
Taiwan strait and really "Return to Mainland China". Take me as
an example. When I was a little boy, all I wanted to be was an astronaut!! Because
being an astronaut is just so cool! I often picutred myself landing on the
moon, and talking to the thousands of millions of people waiting on earth
by the radio, like you guys. Then slowly I would say "That's one small
step for a man, one giant leap for mankind --- and for those of you who
don't have the chances to come, don't worry. You didn't miss much, coz'
there's nothing here.". However, my
dream was quickly shattered. As my eyesight degraded, they told me that
only those with good eyes could be astronauts. For me it's pretty much
nonsense -- I mean, come on, the moon is that huge, do I really need a
20-20 to be able to find that thing in the space and land on it? I don't
think so. Anyway, I
had to give up. But luckily, I found a new target pretty soon -- I wanted
to win the Nobel Prize!! At that
time, Dr. 李遠哲
just won a Nobel Prize, and everyone was talking about him. The teachers
wanted us to study as hard as he did. The parents wanted us to use him as
a role model. Even the most beautiful girl in my class said she wanted to
marry a Nobel Prize winner in the future. So naturally, every boy in my
class swore to her that he will win the Nobel Prize one day -- including
me. The only
difference is, the other boys said so just to get the girl's attention,
while I was the only one to actually believe that I could make it. I did!! I
even made a plan called "The Way to Nobel Prize". The 10-page plan was
designed to help me win the Nobel Prize before 28. It detailed all the
studies I had to do every year, all the science books I had to finish
before college. Although my parents thought I was crazy, they're kind of
happy to see me working so hard. At that time, everything went on so
smoothly, so perfectly, until one thing happened -- that girl, that
cold-blooded boy-terminator, moved to Canada one day, without even saying
goodbye. I was
heartbroken. Out of sadness, I buried the plan in my backyard, and gave up
on Nobel Prize. So, had that
girl not moved to Canada, had I not given up on my plan, I would be
winning my Nobel Prize, ooops, this year!! I would be giving a speech to
the Sweden Royal Academy instead of you guys. So you guys are really
really lucky. After giving
up on Nobel Prize, I was pretty much without a dream for several years.
And you could imagine how difficult it is to write about the same old
Nobel Prize plan in the writing classes, every single year. And that's
until high school, when I found a new target. This time, I wanted to
become 徐志摩. I mean, not
become 徐志摩
himself, but become a great writer and a great lover like him. I wanted to
be able to write beautiful essays and poems like him. More importantly, I
wanted to be admired by girls -- just like him. And in order to achieve that, I made a plan, again. I forced
myself to write at least one essay and one poem every week and asked my
teacher to review them. I walked like him, talked like him. I even bought
a new pair of glasses to look just like him. I guess now
you must be eager to learn how I quit this dream. Well, the reason is very
simple: I stunk. The essays
and poems I wrote were so bad that my teacher begged me to stop torturing
him. My friends
refused to walk side by side with me in the campus because they said I
walked and talked like 瓊瑤
novels instead of 徐志摩. And some of them even stopped discussing homeworks with me, since everytime they asked me a question, I always started with "Let me grant you a future", which kind
of bugged them a lot. So to save
my friendship and my life, I had no choice but to bury the plan, again, in
the backyard, right next to the Nobel Prize plan. So here I
am, 28 years old, a tiny little engineer working in HsinChu. Technically,
none of my dreams were fulfilled. But then again, in some way, they are-- I become
a Toastmaster. I mean,
although I could never actually land on the moon, I could always pretend
that I did, and talk about it in a Tall Tale Contest. And although
I will never be able to have the chance to win a Nobel Prize, I can always
sign up in a Speech Contest and try to win the a Prize. So, wherever you
are, dear judges, if you have any compassion, you know whom you should
vote for. And not
being able to become 徐志摩
might not be that bad a thing. Coz' girl today, they don't like
徐志摩 at all. What
they love is Harry Potter!! And trust me, it's much easier to become Harry Potter than become徐志摩. All I need is my magic cape, my magic wand, and guess what I can even recycle the glasses I bought to become 徐志摩. Contest Master
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