[Bon, bon, bon, bon x 3 (Props: Drum + Stick)]  It's time to fight for victory!  No, it's how my heart beat.  Did I see a very sexy girl and I was so exciting?  No, it beats so fast all the time.  Sometimes it beat so violently like POP music [Bon, bon-bon, bon… (Props: Drum + Stick] then a complete darkness came into my eyes. 

There must be something wrong.  I was so scared.  I went to see the doctors and had myself examined from head to toe.  All reports showed normal except I got several bad teeth.  While all doctors cannot do anything for me, one of them was so kind enough to introduce me to her friend.  Oh my God, she must be kidding (Props: psychiatrist in Chinese)… A psychiatrist!

It was an unforgettable night when I went to see that doctor.  While I

was waiting outside the consulting room, a boy came and sits beside me like this (Walking & laugh foolishly… "you are insane").  A girl sat in the other side.  She looked so blue.  (Extremely depressed facial expression)  I was the only normal person there.  After diagnosis, the doctor said it’s called “anxiety disorder” and suggested me to take some medicine and do some relaxing exercises (very relaxing body language) because I was under great stress.  After that, my pulse was right at 72 beats per minute.  I felt much better. 

The coming treatments help me to know more about myself and to find out the factors make me anxious.  I have figured them out as following: 

Worry --- An ancient Chinese politician, 范仲淹, said “Be worried before everyone is worried and be happy after everyone is happy.”  Yes, I am exact this kind of person.  I always worry about the people, the country and my bonus. 

Conflict --- There are always two voices from my heart and I am so confused.  For example, one voice was - “Wife is the one”.  But the other voice was - “Having an additional girlfriend would be great”.  “Wife-wife-wife" … "Girlfriend-girlfriend-girlfriend".  "Honor" – "Fun".  "Tender" – "Passion".  "Dangerous" – "Boring".  Wows!  What should I do? 

Disappointment --- [Singing] When I was just a little boy, I asked my parents what will I be.  Will I be handsome?  They said "NO".  Will I be rich?  They said "YES".  "You will be rich because you are the only son in our family".  So I keep on waiting for it but it seems to be a very long wait.  More than 30 years I have been still waiting.  I think it is time for me to talk to my parents.  Where is my money? 

Chairman, ladies and gentlemen, do you have the same situation as I had?  Don't be shy!  Welcome to join me and go to see a psychiatrist.  And we can practice relaxing exercise (very relaxing body language) together.  Stress is unavoidable in our life.  What important is to learn how to stay with it peacefully.  Real health is both in physical and psychological and I hope everyone a healthy and happy life! 

Excuse me!  I have to leave now.  It’s time for me to take some medicine.

Contest Master